Just some thoughts.

I'm at the point in my life where I have found out what everyone is: stupid. Now, that's not everyone, just mopst people on T.V. or anyone that actually has influence in our society. Sure, before I rejected things based on this thought, but now I really am sure of myself when I think about it. What? You think that I don't think that I, myself, is stupid. Oh hell yeah. I am not the smartest being around, and I don't think I know the secrets of the universe. That's not really point in my thought though.

What truly stirred this thought (it's a recurring thought you see, happens periodically whilst watching der teevee) was a Sharper Image commerical for there ~Ionic Breeze~. Man what a name that is. Sounds so hi-tech, yet gentle and something that even I could understand. It's an air filter, but no normal air filter. No, no, you don't expect things from Sharper Image. This air filter makes no noise (because your gentle ears can't handle the hum of a fan). But the real thing that made me go "DERR HERR" and go on a ramble (I scared my dog) was when the "host" of the infomercial said "I was shocked to find how dirty the air inside my house was..."

Ok, now, c'mon. C'mon. So basically, she was shocked to learn that she, yes she a person, breaths the same air as the air outside, in her home! MY GOD, WHAT A REVELATION. What the hell do you think you're breathing in your house, substantially different air compared to the outside? What do you think happens when you open a door, a window, or just about any other hole in your house? Do you think a force field comes up and blocks all incoming outside air from entering your clean fortress? It just makes me want to yell at her for supporting this "three payments of 69.99," product.

Then, if that's not enough to make my head explode, they have all the payed actors talking about how much they adore this item, like it's Jesus or something. "This item has given me a life *sniffle* an alergy free life." I'VE BEEN SAVED FROM THE GERMS, I CAN BREATH. THIS ITEM HAS SPURRED MIRACLES IN MY HOUSE. MY CAT HAS FINALLY STOPPED PISSING EVERYWHERE. BUY IT LIKE A MINDLESS RETARD! It's like they put a sign out of their office "Calling all xenophobes for commercial!"


Get over it, and please stay off the air.


*not all of this was exactly coherant, but you get my point.

Childhood... hero?

I have been listening to Weird Al Yankovic for a long time, since I was a kid. Fun stuff, first album was Bad Hair day. Well anyway, I got the newest album, and it's still funny and great. You're still my hero Weird Al!

FMA Movie gets A.

Yeah, just got done watching FMA: The Movie, Conqueror of Shamballa. Hotdamn, that was awesome. I kinda feel good and bad for how the story ended, but that's how good movies are supposed to make you feel. The force you to comprimise with what the plot has given you, and how the story went. Movies that end "happily ever after" aren't really my favorite. If the movie ended that way, it would be boring, becuase hell, admit it, you want it to end happy. And, this movie did, in its own wat I guess.

Anyway, awesome movie.

Contradiction in terms.

Now, now, hold your tongues (as you always do so well) when I say something clearly objectionable and totally contradictory: I am a Jew when it comes to Christmas. That could mean many things based on perspective. As in, it could mean that I am actually a Jew and I could care less about this Christian holiday, or that I, being 16, still get in a huffy about Christmas and become extremely gitty at the thought of getting that one (or few) thing that I wanted on the morning of the 25th of December. Obviously, the latter. You see, I am like this with my Birthday also. I want to pick the perfect thing for my Mother to get me on these two special occasions (can't wait 'till graduation!). Now, right at this moment, two things are being realistically considered (after I am done thinking of all the things that I would fancy having, but I know I would never get for Christmas) are the oh-so elusive iPod (buzzin' it up!) and the"oh man I have no idea how it will turn out" items such as the risky Wii. If I had it my way, I would screw both and get a laptop, but things just don't work that way. Anyway, I'm at a fork in the road and don't know which direction to take. I ain't asking for guidance, but just putting down on paper my problem (as I would with a real-world journal).

I would rather have something so wonderfully equipped that it would kick both items down the drain, but I don't think I will find that item. So, oh well.

And this is not a Christmas post, it's jsut loosely associated with Christmas. This post's true purpose is to outline my indecisivness. I will have a real Christmas post on the day of Christmas.